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Forgive me mother for I have sinned…

Over six months ago I prepaid for 6 yoga sessions at a great yoga studio here in Chiang Mai, Thailand. One of the few with an English speaking instructor. I went just the one time and never returned.

I have three workout confessionals…one is I never ever, ever do cardio. I know i’m supposed to. Honestly, I know it’s the right thing to do, but I just can’t bring myself to work-up a sweat (in that way). Also, I love cheetos…I know I shouldn’t eat them, they’re not “real food”, and I really do try not to eat them, but there is just something about licking the fake orange cheesy stuff off my fingers that I can’t resist. (Does that make me a bad person?)Another confession is that I’ve had the same weight workout for the past ten years. I’ve always had the attitude of “I go to the gym, I do what I do in 45 minutes, it does what it does and that’s “good enough.” But I know this attitude is getting me know where…ok I’ve admitted it all, I feel so much better!!! Thanks!

Bless me, oh Fitness Guru, for I have sinned:

I always promise myself I’ll do abs when I get home, and I never do.

I tell other people to stretch, and I almost never do.

I am secretly jealous of my workout buddies when they are able to fit workouts into their schedules and I am not. When I’m busy, I want to sabotage them so they don’t get stronger or faster than me.

I eat as if I were an Ironman and work out like a Tin man.

Forgive me oh taut one for I have sinned….

So um… I had french ne freedom fries with mayonnaise today. Man were they good. You should really try them. No worries.. I was burning mega calories skiing in 0 deg weather, and I’m told this cancels it out. True or False?

Oh I have so many confessions! But just to name a few:
1. I tell my students no carbs until the weekend, but yet I love to have my wine at night.
2. Depending on how much I drink, I’m a closet smoker.
3. I love funyuns
4. I hide my good wine and give my company the cheap stuff.
That’s it for now. I think this is all you can handle at the present time.

1. Lately when I teach I walk around more then perticapating while I’m teaching.
2. I’ve been on a popeyes chichen kick after every class, for some reason.
3. I wrap my stomach with plastic wrap before I go running.

That’s it for now….

here it goes:
i always say that i will go to the gym on the weekend, and never do.
i eat chocolate every day, i also have a yummy fatty bagel w/ cream cheese for breakfast every day.
i drink whenever there is an opportunity, meaning if there are people around me and there is a source of alcohol, i’m on it!
i also smoke like a chimney when i drink, the more i drink, the more i smoke!
i love creamy sauce pastas, and cheese!! ah, i loooove cheese!! and sweets, loooooove creamy sweets, never say no to them.
ok, that’ it for now, i think my ticked to fitness hell is secured at this point…

I haven’t worked out in a month. I eat whenever my boyfriend does and whatever he’s eating. I never count my alcohol calories. I blame the bad gym at my school for why I don’t work out–”there are no fun classes! I would go if there were fun classes,” but in reality haven’t tried any out. I pretty much use whatever excuse I want in order to not work out.

I went to Lucille’s bbq and had a pulled pork sandwich on pillowy white bread. The apple does not fall far from the genetic tree.

Child, I too had a pulled pork sandwich. I am not seeing my posting. Love Mom

I have never been to confessional before. I have many sins, but will share only the most relevant. I am skipping tonight’s workout because I am sore and tired. I strengthened and stretched in yoga on Tues., walked 6 miles on Wed., and am tired and depressed today…even more reason to go sweat it out I know, hence the sin.

But I’m gonna stay home, and make a collage and eat eggs. Cleanse my soul, oh sister of judgement…

I am now wearing size 6 jeans and I do not work out. What am I doing wrong?

Confessions Confessions. OK! I confess! I overeat at night and I don’t do abs NEARLY as much as I used to. So, now that I confessed, will I do better???? HOPING SO!

I just ate three ice cream bars in a row. I think that’s commonly referred to as a binge.

I lost 7 pounds last week because I had the flu. I have since gained 5 back (because I am back on solid food) and I am sad. It’s gross that I am sad. It wasn’t that I thought I looked so good, it’s just that I really liked the number. I wish I didn’t care about the number. I pretend like I don’t, but I do.

I pay more money than I can really afford for a gym…and I don’t go. I go sporadically, but can’t seem to make working out a consistent habit in my life. But I eat like I work out all the time.

I have eaten Jack in the Box for breakfast 3x’s this week!! I hate that I crave this food in the morning!

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